new moon. yes, it is that bad

Sorry, here is my very belated and kinda arsehole review of New Moon, it really is pretty bad.



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3 comments:

Kelly said...

I had an argument with my boyfriend on what defines the perfect film critic after hearing your review on New Moon several times, as I was on twitter before you went into the movie and kind of got the idea of your stance on the whole Twilight Saga beforehand . . I think you could have been a little more objective about it but on the other hand I understand that I may be blinded by my fandom and Robert Pattinson's perfect skin, and it may not be the best film ever created :/
Asides this one- have enjoyed all your work and am definitely going to see Cold Souls after hearing your review.
4 and a half stars from me!

Stephanie said...

I love love love the twilight series including the first movie, new moon & all the books.

But you're review is so true - emo vamp vs wolf boy and whinging bitch! Hilarious

And I agree with what you said regarding the lack of intimate camera shots and soppy dialogue. That's one of the first things that I noticed after watching the movie.

I look forward to your review of Twilight: Eclipse !

bridgetbeans said...

Maybe you're going to the wrong picture theatre if it's costing you $19.