mickey mouse: edgy, in your face

Disney is planning to reinvent Mickey Mouse to make him darker and more edgy.

As part of a new video game (Epic Mickey) & broader rethink on the $5 Billion Mouse they're gonna make him "cunning and cantankerous" which I believe is code for "He'll be a tool" The video game will apparently involve Mickey wandering Mad-Max style through some dystopian future complete with a disemboweled robotic duck named Donald.

Hello, nightsweats.

See, they should be embracing the lessons learnt from Disney's younger, more profitable stars like Like Miley Look-Pa-I-Gots-Me-One-Of-Those-Them-Thar-Webcams Cyrus and High School Musical's Vanessa Im-Innocent-In-a-LOOK-AT-MY-BOOBIES-Kinda-Way Hudgens release pictures of himself naked.

Hey, Mini Mouse has already done it

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