the many vagaries of publishing...

So, I'm potentially, maybe, possibly writing a book this year. Its all very up-in-the-air. However, my prospective publisher has already got me writing chapter titles. Without giving too much away, lets just say it's a book about movie genres (shock, i know). The closer I drift to 2am, the more strange and non-sequitur the potential chapter titles seem to get. Below are some of my favourites.

Hey, Some of My Best Friends are Black?!
(Interracial Buddy Cop Movies for Dummies)

Are You Talking to Scorsese? (Cos there’s no one else here.)

My Weekend wasn’t like Vietnam. It was Vietnam.

Supermarinate your Weekend with Supermarionation

Stop Motion. The Other White Meat of Animation.

All of these are copyright Marc Fennell btw.

UPDATE - GF HATES "Stop Motion. The Other White Meat of Animation" if you disagree pls let me know.